The Princess turned into a stripper

The boss was mad that Nancy had made some tea for Ayane, and when he stole it and drank it, he got high and danced on the tables. As revenge, he challenged Nancy for a match where the loser had to wear stripper clothes for their next 5 matches. It was a brutal match, with both wrestlers putting their opponents into their finishers, but no one would stay down, until Edo managed to roll nancy up and Avery, the sycophant, slid in and counted fast.

The Princess' first round of punishment results in a "L" to Kia

Nancy, eager to work her way through her punishment of 5 matches in stripper clothes, found a new member to EWL and long time rival Kia Trallis, and challenged her to a match. The Princess hoped Kia would be rusty, but she was not! Kia put Nancy through her paces and applied 2 of Nancy's own finishers, putting the Pastel one away with her version of the Fuchsia-wara armbar, adding insult to injury by making Nancy tap out to it. Welcome Kia!

Nancy's busy day

Nancy came in to the EWL offices today and found her outfit waiting for her in her locker, most certainly left for her by the lecherous boss, Edo. Reluctantly she put on her skimpy thong and lacy top, and then zipped up her "fuck me" high heeled boots, and went to take my place on the pole.

Thankfully it wasn't long until Iron came in, and after a short conversation, he agreed to be her second match. He offered her a dive job even - he'd go easy on the Princess, but she said no - if she was going to lose, it would be because she was beaten. SO they got in the ring, and I'm a tellin ya son well it ain't no fun trying to wrestle in stripper heels. Iron easily avoided Nancy's clumsy attacks and it wasn't long before he was stretching her all against the grain.

The Princess was begging him to show her some mercy at that point let me tell you! But you know what surprised me, and maybe you too? He did show her some mercy, well as much as he could muster. He decided to put the pastel one out of her misery, heaving her out of the hold and driving her her back hard onto Iron's outstretched thigh.

Bones crunched and crackled and the Princess went limp, and Iron pinned the Princess for her second match in stripper clothes.

But was that the end for the Princess? NO! It was just the beginning, folks. She had a long morning ahead of her. Next up, Avery stuck her nose in and wanted a match with a beaten Nancy.

She heaved the beaten girl up to her feet, and taunted the weakened royal, before quickly dispatching her with a pile driver, spiking her regal crown onto the hard mat.

Nancy was forced to endure another pin, and another loss from the Boss' sycophant assistant.

But the worst was yet to come. Meanwhile - when Nancy was being clobbered by Avery, Tracy had sneak attacked the Bun, and knocked her clean out. Nancy was unaware of this situation - well mainly because she was mostly unconscious.

Tracy brought a sleeping Bun into the ring and tossed her body onto Nancy's and counted yet ANOTHER pin and loss for the Pastel Princess. It was now 4 matches in the books, and 4 losses, all in Edo's punishment gear.

Now smart film makers and storytellers would wait 3-4 years to release the final installment of a chronicle like this, and might even break up the story into two releases, to make the most money. Oh and they would also include a cameo of a famous former star of the past, like maybe Kimmy Soulstar or Pammy McMahon. However, Edo is super cheap and wouldn't even think of splurging like that. So....

As Nancy woke up and slowly came back around to the world of the living, Tracy, her protégé was there, offering her a quick challenge for the last match, which Nancy accepted on the promise that the match would be clean and would be legitimate with both wrestlers going all out. But before they could get started, who should attack Tracy from behind but the slithy tove, Ayane. She grabbed the diminutive brawler and dragon suplexed her onto her head!

Nancy, even bruised and beaten several times, stood up for her pupil and told Ayane that things just didn't work that way in EWL. And of course, as in all good wrestling stories, they decided to solve their problems in the squared circle.

As the locked up, Ayane was smiling becuase she through she was going to have it easy with the girl who had just been whupped three times in a row, but Nancy had other plans, like a quick turn into the Fuchsia-wara armbar! Nancy had Ayane where she wanted her!

For, about 5 seconds, then Ayanae squirmed out. She got the princess on her back and worked her legs, knowing that those stiff boots wouldn't be an asset for the royal.

We won't show all the footage here, because Edo said we were already over time and over budget and he only paid for one furry photographer who was only scheduled for 4 hours so we'll just say, eventually, Nancy would reverse. Oh yes and SOMEHOW she'd been rendered topless (for a rating of PG-13 in the theaters, to get more horny boys to come), but she fought back.

It was time for the final fight scene - Nancy was hulking up - running on adrenalin, instinct, and a couple of cookehs she had sneaked in under the mat in one corner. She heaved the evil purple headed syren's body off the mat and was preparing to dispatch of her - things looked good for our heroine!

Can you believe it? That evil wench went and clawed at Nancy's eyes! WHAT A HEEL! Nancy looked done for! To add insult to injury, Ayane locked the Princess into her own finisher, the CCCCC of C! How embarrassing! Nancy was arched back, arm locked in, and it was over.

She was gonna tap...no? She wasn't? This was the final episode so good wins? Ok you're right. Nan was born in that briar patch, having invented that hold, and had actually taught it to Chris Benoit, who went on to...well you know. Nancy's husband and children are still alive. She didn't teach him that part!

No, Nancy rolled Ayane up! Tight. She was still kind of trapped but she had Ayane tight! Good was going to win! She was going to triumph over evil!

The theme music (written by john williams) was reaching crescendo as Avery - now the ref - was counting! ONE! TWO!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Ayane kicked out! What?

Yes, Ayane kicked out, and quickly hauled up Nancy onto her thicc ass and locked in behind her, for Ayane's finisher, the ---------Insert name of brutal finisher here ------- cutting off the blood flow to the Princess' brain, and she faded like the credits in a pureflix movie after you know, god kills all humans because love.

As you can see, Ayane totally 4th walled the camera, staring into it as she held the Princess long after she drifted away.

Nancy had lost again. And Edo, who set the punishment, was not there for any of it! Why had he set these 5 trials for our heroine? We may never know, but one thing is for certain, the next time Nancy dons a thong, it will not be made of satin or lace, but lycra!

Starring:

Nancy "Pastel Princess" Gothly

Ferrum "Iron" Malleus

Tracy "The Bad Apple" Roz...roz...roz...Stollings

Avery 'Don't Call Me Sarah" Demeton

Bunneh T. Honey

Ayane "Kimmeh" Tamatzui

With guest appearances by

Sammy Davis, Jr

Joe Namath

The Solid Gold Dancers

and

The "Two Dollars" kid from Better off Dead